There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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