I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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