we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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