This is not my ceiling
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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