oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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