That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
