would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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