It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
Randomize
