Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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