just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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