Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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