Sponge bath it is.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Randomize
