Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I am one with the molecules
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Randomize
