Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just invented taco cereal.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
Randomize
