Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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