It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
