I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
You can make out without kissing
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