Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
