Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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