Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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