Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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