I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
COCAINE IS GR8
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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