ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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