my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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