Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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