Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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