look no pants
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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