I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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