I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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