I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
It's never too late to be topless.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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