My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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