ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Of course I have a pirate flag
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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