This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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