Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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