Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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