tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
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