i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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