So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I want her autograph on my taint
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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