After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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