Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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