you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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