3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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