ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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