I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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