redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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