ugly people sure do ruin things
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I just blew my weed a kiss
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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