I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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