just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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