so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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