thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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