I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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