I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
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