Your dad touched me again.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dignity is for republicans.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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