I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
there is puke in my bra ... again
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