I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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