Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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